Sex with Androids

Technology like this has been heralded since the early nineties, but, much like VR technology itself, is really only now becoming a consumer reality. If you want to keep the spark in your long distance love affair, why not try an app-based dildo thingy that uses 'bi-directional control' - put simply, a responsive unit that does to your downstairs mix-up the inverse of what's going on in your S.O.'s joy department. Yet another app-based, get-rich-quick idea, I don't know why it wouldn't work. After all, enough people bought an app that makes a swishy Lightsaber noise. In fact - Lovense take note - if you could incorporate the lightsaber noise, that'd be pretty sweet.